ladylove

tonight lauren left the room because she was trying to be tactful. we were all in the babies room and i was without a shirt because my belly was itchy so i had to rub lotion on it.

we finally got her to tell us why, she said i had a very hairy back.

i started whining and i bent over so everyone could come and look and examine my back, it was concluded that it is not that hairy and what she was seeing was the shading of my bones and whatnot.

though i shoudn't be that bony as i have been loving the inside of my belly with many treats daily.

we then all examined everyone else's backs and then legs to declare a hairiest person and why they were that way.

it was concluded that the twins are the hairiest. then bekah and i discussed out shaving patterns for the backs of our thighs.

you know legs make up more than half of a whole body span almost or usually, and us womenfolk have to shave that much body all the time to remain presentable.

tis quite a feat. i was starting to get some shading and hairiness with all the weeks i go sometimes until i am absolutely forced to participate in the dreaded act of de-fur-itizing my gams. but once doing so i can't help but ooo and ahh at their pale smoothness and frown on all the spots and bruises and even cuts and sores from the said act as i am most likely always out of practice.

not to mention all the hair on our head. though i treat mine with little respect, though i do love smelling it and touching it i have not run a brush or comb or even my fingers down the length of it in weeks and rarely use conditioner.

i am no lady, no lady atall.