Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I've never really been a big John Mayer person. Sure his music was alright, but it was never buy-the-cd worthy or myspace profile song important. And sure, he's cute. But only recently have I discovered that I'm mildly enamored with him. And it's only since following him on twitter (I made one just so I could follow interesting ones, I don't update). It's like that feeling after you've had a dream with a celebrity, the next day and perhaps weeks after you feel like you know them. Only I don't remember having a JM dream. #1 He's passionate about music and he's funny (watch) #2 He likes The Land Before Time movies (you know those cartoons with the dinosaurs-Little Foot etc?) And I do too, matter a fact I bought 2 and 3 on DVD recently at Walmart. Photobucket #3

He's awesome


You have such a generous spirit. Thank you. RT @bellagrican you r adorable if i ever date a white guy ill holler ;)

Hey twitttterversh.. Commeer. (Throws arms haphazardly around you.) I... No, serioussssly...I... I love you, man. NO! He- hear me out. 4:21 AM May 16th from TwitterBerry

I wonder if when I have a wife I'll be allowed to climb into bed with cereal and milk. 5:44 AM May 14th from web

My tickets say right here, in colored penciOH MY GOD I'VE BEEN DUPED. 10:29 PM May 12th from TwitterBerry

I'm at the Staples store in downtown LA but I don't see any sight of a basketball game. What gives? 10:28 PM May 12th from TwitterBerry 5:44 AM May 14th from web

And women. Who loved men. 8:57 PM May 9th from TwitterBerry

"Women loved him. And he loved women. And he loved men." 8:56 PM May 9th from TwitterBerry

If you put the two most popular rumors about me together, you get a gay womanizer. I love this. 7:38 PM May 9th from TwitterBerry


I smell like the safety bar on a roller coaster. 1:22 PM May 3rd from web

Getting these little ones off to school. I didn't recognize the bus driver this morning. Or the bus. Looked more like a van, reaOH MY GOD. 6:23 AM Apr 30th from web

Does anyone else capitalize every word in the subject line of an e-mail like I do? Is this wasted time on my end or does it connote class? 3:25 AM Apr 30th from web

I've been experimenting with trying to cut out the guitar face while playing but I just don't think it will ever be a reality. Whoops. 4:15 PM Apr 22nd from TwitterBerry

Tip: When eating Peeps, bite the head off the first one and replace it in the package for 15 minutes so that the others may know their fate. 2:54 PM Apr 12th from web

Dear sugar cookies - you are wonderful. Sometimes I pretend I want to eat Subway just so I can have you. Don't go changing, okay? Love you. 4:14 AM Apr 11th from TwitterBerry

I GET IT NOW!! I'm chatty! RT @SoOnandSoForth Subscribing to mobile alerts from @johncmayer was a bad choice. #celebrityspam 7:00 PM Apr 3rd from web

Hold on, I think I know what this is about... RT @SoOnandSoForth Subscribing to mobile alerts from @johncmayer was a bad choice. 7:00 PM Apr 3rd from web

If you put the two most popular rumors about me together, you get a gay womanizer. I love this. 7:38 PM May 9th from TwitterBerry

Saturday, May 16, 2009

"I was taught that candles are like house cats-- domesticated versions of something wild and dangerous." -Sloane Crosley (author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake)

Friday, May 8, 2009

I go to Cracker Barrel, I ask for the manager. He gets paged and comes over, he is a large man. Tall and big, I felt supremely small. I smiled and gave him my application, asked if he was hiring etc. he said to come in on Monday to talk to some other managers and to take it from there.
So...a job interview? But he didn't even get a chance to look at my app.

It's so strange, in all social atomospheres I am awkward and shy. But when I'm in the "working mode" when dealing with customers and wanting to get a job I'm smiley chipper friendly Chelsea. But I can't do that in other social situations.
Otherwise I bet I'd have a tons of friends.

My voice gets higher too.

Ps. Cracker Barrel = C.B. equals my initials.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009


I'd rather be jobless than have a job I didn't even like.

If I'm going to stick to that I need to not go to Target anytime soon....dresses...


 
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